That awkward moment…

Now, it’s my turn to talk.  Son’s turn to speak. To say it my way… Because, if you think that only you, grown ups have awkarwd moments, think again. Here it is:

That awkward moment when you (2,5 years old) realize that

  • The screams of yet another tantrum scene in the supermarket’s corridors aren’t actually coming from you.
  • You don’t want to have another bar of chocolate.
  • ‘Sorry’ won’t save you  from timeout, this time
  • You are beginning to enjoy timeout.
  • Your toys speak more than you.
  • It’s easier for someone to understand your toys than you.
  • Your toys speak.
  • You want to play more with the parents of the kid that came to visit you than with the kid itself.
  • You talk with another kid in the park only to realize that you cannot properly introduce yourselves since you can’t remember your names.
  • After you have had your hair cut, you can’t seem to recognize that kid on the mirror.
  • You walk into a party and you realize that you are wearing the same pacifier with another guest.
  • You walk in the bathroom of the party and you realize you are wearing the same diaper with another guest.
  • You walk in the bathroom of the party and you realize you are wearing the same… penis with another guest.
  • You walked in the bathroom of the party without knocking on the door.
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